Suck My Dick, I'm A Shark.
June 2013
headed out of town, catch yall bloggers later
English Pronunciation
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
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I think this is my new favourite poem ever.
i can read this just fine, considering i english is my only language
but fuck i see what people complain about goddamn .__.
“Everything I’ve ever let go of had claw marks on it.”
—David Foster Wallace (via razorshapes)
