Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

boy: hi
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick